12 Alani Flavors Ranked: Worst to Best

Alani energy has many different flavors, from Hawaiian shaved ice to cherry bomb. There are definitely ones that are better than others, with their unique energy drink flavors. Alani was started by Katy Hearn, which means Alani is a female-founded brand. Alani’s have a bunch of different cute designs on them, ranging from little daisy flowers to cheetah print. They have many holiday season Alani’s as well, like Witches Brew, which is around during the season of halloween and then Winter Wonderland, in the season of winter around Christmas time. 

Starting from the worst one, cosmic stardust. It tastes like grape cough medicine mixed with sparkling water. Although the name is very creative and the packaging is nice, I definitely wouldn’t recommend this flavor. The next flavor is orange kiss and dreamfloat, which tastes too much like Fanta; the orange tastes very artificial and doesn’t taste appealing. Maybe if you like orange soda like fanta you would enjoy these, but otherwise, do not waste your money on this.  

Now, for these, they’re a bit overrated, and they’re definitely some of Alanis most basic flavors that you can find anywhere. Pink slush and cherry slush are two flavors that you can find at pretty much any store that sells Alanis. These don’t really have anything special about them because they taste like an icy slushy in the summertime. Even though these flavors are good, they don’t really stand out among all the flavors. 

Lastly, the best Alani flavors would be strawberry sunrise due to the fact that the packaging is very cute with the sunrise and flowers on it, as well as the strawberries and oranges pictured, but also the taste. It tastes like the perfect amount of strawberry mixed with the perfect amount of orange. Another amazing flavor is the sherbet swirl, it takes just like sherbet ice cream, and it’s perfect when it’s cold. Also, watermelon wave is the best flavor overall due to the delicious taste of watermelon, and it gives your taste buds a summer party feeling on your tongue.  

Cherry bomb is another flavor. It’s really good, and it’s made for Valentine’s Day, so it’s a special edition. It’s only in season for January and February. It almost tastes like a cherry Coca-Cola, but it actually has energy. I would also recommend the Cherry Twist, which is just lime and cherry, Hawaiian shaved ice, it tastes like an ice cone with coconut syrup, and then lastly, it’s blue raspberry flavored, blue raspberry is a very good flavor in general.